31 Funny Procrastination Quotes (Quotes to Brighten Your Day)

FUNNY PROCRASTINATION QUOTES

Looking for a funny procrastination quotes to brighten up your day? We’ve gathered a collection of witty and relatable quotes that will make you laugh instead of stressing about everything you’re avoiding. 

Procrastination is a common problem that affects many people. It’s the act of delaying or postponing tasks, often to the last minute.

Whether you’re a chronic procrastinator or need a break from the daily grind, these quotes will surely provide some much-needed humor and perspective. 

So why wait? Take a break from your to-do list and enjoy these hilarious quotes about the art of putting things off!

Here are the short, funny, and famous quotes on procrastination.

Famous Funny Procrastination Quotes

Procrastination is something that everyone struggles with at some point in their lives. It’s the act of delaying or postponing something, often until the last minute.

While it can be a frustrating habit, it’s also a relatable one. Many famous comedians, writers, and celebrities have shared their thoughts on procrastination, often with a humorous twist.

#1. “Procrastination isn’t the problem, it’s the solution. So procrastinate now, don’t put it off.” – Ellen DeGeneres.

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#2. “I am so busy doing nothing… that the idea of doing anything – which as you know, always leads to something – cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything.” – Jerry Seinfeld

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#3. “You can’t just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood. What mood is that? Last-minute panic.” – Jim Carrey

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#4. “Procrastination is like a credit card: it’s a lot of fun until you get the bill.” – Christopher Parker

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#5. “I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.” -Douglas Adam

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#6. “I never put off till tomorrow what I can possibly do – the day after.”- Oscar Wilde

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#7. “Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.” – Don Marquis

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Short Funny Procrastination Quotes

#8. “I’ll stop procrastinating tomorrow.”

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#9. “Don’t rush me, I’m on procrastination time.”

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#10. “I’m not lazy, I’m just in energy-saving mode.”

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#11. “Tomorrow’s procrastination is today’s problem.”

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#12. “Procrastination is the only thing I get done efficiently.”

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#13. “Procrastination is an investment in stress for future you.”

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#14. “Procrastination is the art of keeping busy doing nothing.”

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#15. “I’m not procrastinating, I’m just prioritizing my Netflix queue.”

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#16. “I’ll procrastinate later, when I’m not so busy putting it off now.”

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#17. “Procrastination is making time for tomorrow’s problems today.”

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#18. “I’ll stop procrastinating when there’s a pill for it. Maybe tomorrow.”

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#19. “I don’t always procrastinate, but when I do, I’m really good at it.”

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#20. “I was going to be productive today, but then I remembered that I’m a certified member of the Procrastinator’s Club.”

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#21. “Procrastination is like a warm blanket – it’s cozy until you realize you’ve been wrapped up in it all day.”

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#22. “I thought about being productive, but then I remembered that Netflix has a ‘Continue Watching’ section.”

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#23. “Procrastination is like a rocking chair – it gives you something to do but gets you nowhere.”

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#24. “I could’ve sworn I put ‘stop procrastinating’ on my to-do list, but I must have postponed it.”

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#25. “Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow? Or the next day? Or the one after that?”

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#26. “Procrastination is just my way of telling myself I need a break…for the next six hours.”

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#27. “I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on an extended coffee break from productivity.”

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#28. “My procrastination game is so strong that I’ll probably put off my own funeral.”

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#29. “Procrastination is like a snowball – it starts small and grows while you chill.”

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#30. “I’m not procrastinating, I’m just waiting for the right level of panic to set in.”

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#31. “Procrastination is making sure nothing gets done today… or tomorrow.”

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Conclusion

Procrastination is something that many of us struggle with, and it can often feel like an insurmountable obstacle. However, sometimes, the best way to overcome procrastination is to approach them with a sense of humor.

By laughing at our tendencies to put things off, we can take some of the pressure off ourselves and find the motivation to get things done.

Hopefully, these funny procrastination quotes have given you a chuckle and helped you feel less alone in your procrastination struggles. So, the next time you find yourself putting something off, remember to take a deep breath, laugh, and then get to work!

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